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what if you owned someone and it wasnt epic

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henry rollins except he has peg legs and peg arms

wouold this make him more or less dangerous in the pit

more dangerous. he’s more difficult to predict.

But how would he keep his balance? If he gets close to you, you can easily dodge. More strength less agility

yes but he only needs to hit you once and his movements will be different from that of a normal human, throwing off your dodges.

But there is order in chaosl. You only need to dodge enough to understand the erratic movements and from then on its an easy battle. Also, in these scenarios is everyone strictly edge? Cause if there’s a smoker in the crowd i think they won before the pitfight even started

for the sake of simplicity, lets assume every other person in the pit is a normally-proportioned Henry Rollins (Rollins Prime).therefore, let’s rule out the possibility of drugs or alcohol. as for the fight itself, assuming one of the Rollins Primes is capable of avoiding New Rollins’ attacks long enough to discern a pattern they may be able to defeat it using superior agility, but if New Rollins catches Rollins Prime off guard it’s game over.

You say you want simplicity but really you added more complexity! You’ve completely ignored the Rollins Primes banding together to fight the great beast known as New Rollins! Their individual agilities are enough to stay on their back foot, but with the combined strength, they could take out the great New Rollins(obviously with a few casualties)

ah, i had forgotten about the Rollins Cooperation Principle, the basic building blocks of Rollinomics. obviously even just a single one of the more evolved New Rollins would easily dispatch a lone Rollins Prime but a large flock of Rollinses would be unable to be stopped by any other Rollins-based life regardless of their position on the Rollins Scale.

Sometimes its strategy cooperation and friendship that wins the fight. The cold evils of the world could never prevail against an abundance of good. So there we have it, folks. Thanks to the Henry Rollins Association of Emergency Defense, we can say that the world is safe from the wooden evil of New Rollins

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